10 Ways to tell Santa is a Computer Nerd

10. He's got long hair, a beard and wears the same clothes all the time.

9. He hangs out with a weird group of friends he calls "elves".

8. He's got a goofy laugh and chuckles at anything.

7. He loves getting mail.

6. Children like him, teenagers laugh at him, adults pretend he doesn't exist.

5. He makes all the toys himself believing no one else can do as good a job.

4. He thinks nothing of hacking into your home late at night.

3. He refuses to sell his toys, preferring them to remain shareware.

2. He shuns conventional transportation and insists on using a sleigh pulled by reindeer.

1. His biggest regret on Christmas Eve is that his red suit doesn't hold a pocket protector.