Friday, June 6, 2008

Things to Do at a Boring Movie

1. Wear a top hat.

2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.

5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."

6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you have some Juiji fruits for your asthma.

7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!!"

9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding.

11. Yell out what is going to happen.

12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.

13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahahahaha!!!!!" and
run away.

14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.

15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

16. Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me!"