Top 10 Funny Quotes

10. Work is the curse of the drinking classes. (Oscar Wilde).

9. What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. (Mark Twain).

8. The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. (Jeanne-Marie Roland).

7. Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning. (George W Bush).

6. Never give a sucker an even break. (W. C. Fields).

5. I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury. (George Burns).

4. Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. (Woody Allen).

3. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. (Groucho Marx).

2. Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. (Mae West).

1. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. (Homer J. Simpson).