Thursday, June 5, 2008

Prison vs School

1. In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At school you spend most of your time at a desk that sticks to your butt.

2. In prison you get three meals a day.
At school you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

3. In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At school you get rewarded for good behavior by being called the teachers pet.

4. In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At school u get locked out of your classroom from the outside.

5. In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At school you get detention for playing games.

6. In prison you get your own toilet.
At school you have to share and wait your turn on line.

7. In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At school you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

8. In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At school you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.