Top 10 Reasons not to Vote!

10. You can't find a stamp to put on your mail registration form.

9. You refuse to vote until your pet monkey can vote.

8. You're in prison.

7. You can't understand why they don't drag the voting booth to your house.

6. You went last time, and there was no free food.

5. You have so many political-ads-on-a-stick in your yard you can't even make it to your car.

4. You're under 18.

3. The person who works the voting booths also works at the movie theatre, and if you go to vote she won't let you have the children's discount anymore.

2. You feel guilty when the person you voted against loses the race.

1. The check hasn't cleared yet.