Thursday, March 26, 2009

It’s a Girl’s World

If he is late for class,he’s told, “Time and Tide wait for none”.
If she is late,then the bus was late.

If a girl is dressed as a boy,she is modern,says the world.
But if a boy is dressed as a girl,”Has he escaped from the Zoo?”

If a boy talks with a girl,”I think he is trying for her”
But if a girl talks with a boy,then she is trying to be friendly.

When a girl cries,the world is convinced of her
But when a boy cries,”Come on man:Don’t be a girl”.

If a girl meets with an accident,then it’s the mistake of others.
And if a boy meets with an accident,”I think you should learn to drive”.

If a boy sits in front of a city bus,he is mannerless and cultureless brute.
But if a girl sits in the back seat,”Try to respect ladies,man!”.

If a boy gets a big rank in an entrance exam,”You’ve to work hard”.
But if a girl gets a big rank,… still got 33! Reservation.

If there are girls in a class,the professor gives an interesting lecture,
And if there are no girls,he says,there is no class today.

If a girl does not answer,during a viva,then atleast ‘smile’ says the examiner.
But when a boy does not answer,”better luck next time”.