Friday, April 17, 2009

Prison Vs Work

IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON
you get three meals a day FREE

AT WORK
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON
you get time off for good behaviour.

AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.

AT WORK
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON
you get your own toilet.

AT WORK
you have to share.

38 comments:

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